The one-hit wonder is a time-honored tradition dating back to the days of Greek tragedy. And tragedy is an apropos word to describe the disappearance of Lillette Zoe Raley from the silver screen. Though she only appeared in one film, the 1982 Chuck Norris action thriller Silent Rage, her performance as "Tattooed Biker Mama" lives on in film lore! While Norris was busy doing roundhouse kicks to the face and biting rattlesnakes, Lillette was charming our snake with her terrific topless scene! Check out her massive mams as she opens up her denim vest to flash them for some hillbilly! Those cheeky chest pups are the stuff that dreams are made of, making it doubly sad that she never showed them on film again! In fact, it seems like she hasn't shown any part of herself in any public medium since. Nary does there exist a more recent photo or even a piece of biological information other than her name. Perhaps her credited name is a pseudonym, which means she could be living a fabulous life under her real name and none of us know it. It's too bad: we'd love to see how Lillette's large lovebags are holding up in her twilight years. Just because she's probably in her 60s doesn't mean her boobs are! (Implants, anyone?) In spite of her long, disappointing absence, we welcome Lillette to the hallowed halls of the Spank Bank One-Hit Wonder Hall of Fame, where she'll live forever thanks to a pair of perfect pompoms.
