If actress Lynn Lyon were playing a game of tic-tac-toe, she would almost be winning. With only four credits on her acting resume, two of the movies she appeared in had X ratings, one was an R, and one was unrated. Two X’s and she’s an almost-winner at the kids’ game, but a definite winner in Mr. Skin’s book. Funnily enough, the nudity moment featured on Skin Central is the rated R flick, The Psycho Lover, proving you can’t always judge a film by its cover—poster? MPAA rating? Regardless, Lynn is the naked dancer in the horror-crime movie, with a brilliant set of boobs, a toned figure, sweet ass, and fringe dangling precariously over her lady parts as she moves to the music. In another scene, the fringe is gone, and she’s full-frontal naked, taunting an evil guy in his dreams. Granted, she’s wearing some really freaky face paint to make her look haunting and scary, but if you just focus on what’s below the painted-on eyebrows, you’ll find you’ll be pleased with what you see. The Lover film was actually Lynn’s second on-camera appearance, her first being in the non-rated movie with the tricky title Watch the Birdie... Die! (1968), where you think it’s going to be sweet, but then those three dots smack you. Her last two appearances were in X-rated adventures, playing Annabella in The Tale of the Dean’s Wife (1970), and Loreen in Dandy (1970). While she didn’t last long in Hollywood, she left a lasting impression. Thank you, Lynn Lyon!
