Mai Rzepinska is a Polish model, photographer and film actress. She’s also hot as hell, with a slenderly sexy body, complete with all the parts we like best, and she serves them up steaming. There’s not much we have been able to pull up on her, though seeing her fully nude in Tydzien Na Jednej Dzialce (2012) has made us pull up on things. That can get messy, but fun. The movie is about three characters and their personal growth, but we’ve mostly grown seeing Mai in the steam bath, from her small toplessness to her tight ass and exclamation mark of pubes. We've searched hard to figure out what's going in the scene, since, while it's obvious what we like about it, it's so odd. It starts out normal enough: some nerdy guy is in the sauna and Mai takes her towel off, lying down with her sweaty body in full view, and her landing strip basically in his face. He panics and tries the old bend forward so nobody can see your massive boner move. Basic comedy setup: guy trying to hide his hard on. You know the gag. But then, out of nowhere we cut to Mai choking some guy to death with a belt, before she stands topless in front of a map of the USSR's battle against Nazi Germany. Huh? Then we flash to the sauna, and Mai feels up her nipples while he bites his hand to keep from exploding. Okay, back to normal. But then, in the next shot she's naked on top of him doing CPR intentionally made to look like she's riding him, and when he comes to (rather than comes, since, again it's actually CPR) he has long hair and a giant beard like Rip Van Winkle. We may never know what's going on, but as long as the mystery is about what kind of jokes the screenwriter was making, and not about what Mai reside under the bra and panties of Mai Rzepinska, we're fine with it.
