Ah, to be young, hot, and full of one's self—and each other—in Hollywood, especially after dark. The characters in The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down (2006) fit the bill quite handsomely, as the movie explains, in fifteen simple chapters, what it takes to make the scene in lusty La-La Land. Each lively vignette lays bare a different aspect of carnal clubbing. You'll learn how to slip past velvet ropes, score the right dope, and most importantly, get the skinny on going skin-to-skin with budding starlets. Getting Down will get you up where it counts.