Virgin Report (1971)

Virgin Report (1971) is a comedy, is a drama, is a horror film. Yes, yes and yes, but directed by sleaze-master Jesus Franco, you know all that are merely window dressing for the sexy story within. To further confuse your viewing experience, the movie is part documentary, part mockumentary and, here’s the best part, all sexploitation. Cut between the stock footage about the loss of sexual innocence is Diane Winter, who exposes her bush, boobs and butt repeatedly, as do many other uncredited lovelies. The movie is nothing if not thorough, starting its exploration in the Garden of Eden and moving forward. You’ll be happy to hitch a ride.